Tag: humor
group name: petworld
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November 25, 2006 12:29 PM EST --
When we decided we wanted a dog to join our family, like any good expectant dog parents, we scoured the internet, the library, and the local bookstore on a quest to determine what kind of dog would be . . . more
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July 17, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
The Pastor's Cat
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:21 PM EST --
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself . . . more
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December 16, 2006 08:26 PM EST --
BILLY BOY BANDIT
I realize few will believe me but never the less it’s true. Billy Boy Bandit will no longer go outside without me being with him. Billy was an outside cat, lived . . . more
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December 17, 2006 09:43 PM EST --
CONFRONTATION!
I know everyone is probably tired of hearing about Billy Boy Bandit. But this afternoon I discovered at least one reason why he doesn’t want to go outside by himself . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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December 14, 2006 12:57 AM EST --
Little Red Neck Hillbilly had a fine day while my husband and I were gone to Little Rock. Let's see he managed to break a nice gumbo bowl and turned over a plant stand, thank goodness the plant . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:59 PM EST --
BOY BANDIT
Billy Boy Bandit will be fine, my husband and I took him to the Animal Clinic this afternoon. Billy has a throat infection and inflamed gums. Miss Tina his doctor pried his . . . more
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January 06, 2007 04:17 AM EST --
Before I say anything else, let me preface with the following statement: I love dogs. I truly do. But, some dogs are harder to deal with than others.
My mother is currently out of town . . . more
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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November 19, 2006 11:22 AM EST --
Some days I feel like my dog considers me his personal biscuit machine. On those days I also feel as though my only worth to him is my ability to dispense biscuits on demand. Now, you must know, I practice . . . more
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November 24, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
Early this week, the humans brought home a frozen 20 pound turkey. They didn't say so, but I knew they got it for me. They really are devoted to me. The turkey sat around on the counter for awhile . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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December 12, 2006 08:58 PM EST --
ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES
Billy Boy Bandit came to live with us about three months ago. He had been around the neighborhood for a longtime making it on his own by eating from other food . . . more
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