Tag: funny
group name: petworld
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December 14, 2007 12:13 PM EST --
Have you heard about the two duck hunters from Wisconsin?
An absolutely true story heard on a Wisconsin radio station reporting on the incident.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator . . . more
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July 20, 2008 10:03 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:12 PM EDT --
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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June 13, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.
The first man looked . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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November 24, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
Early this week, the humans brought home a frozen 20 pound turkey. They didn't say so, but I knew they got it for me. They really are devoted to me. The turkey sat around on the counter for awhile . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:37 AM EDT --
This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
Until Now.
Below are Two Birds. . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:30 PM EDT --
Our star beagle (voiced by Jason Lee) is an incompetent rookie in the K-9 unit of the Capitol City police force, but after mistaking a ham for a bomb during the mayor's (John Slattery) press conference, . . . more
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December 01, 2006 06:00 PM EST --
About a month ago our male kitten decided to start spraying our house. I made an appointment immediately with the local vet to have him neutered. Here's the problems.
This cat is very . . . more
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January 09, 2007 12:23 AM EST --
Proudly displayed in the corner of my bedroom is an enormous kennel we put the dogs in when we are out of the house for more than an hour or so. We've discovered (the hard way), that little terriers, . . . more
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July 22, 2008 10:20 AM EDT --
* I'll get a world record for this..
* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibernating.
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power . . . more
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December 05, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
This came in an email and I thought it worth sharing.
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, . . . more
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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